The Inspirational and Funny Side of Thanksgiving Quotes

Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

To get you ready to celebrate Thanksgiving, Ticket Round Up pulled together our favorite celebrity Thanksgiving quotes. These will be a mix of the inspirational…and the side-splitting.

  • I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart (Source: Brainy Quote)
  • Everything we do should be a result of our gratitude for what God has done for us. – Lauryn Hill (Source:
  • I’m thankful for every moment. – Al Green (Source: Brainy Quote)
  • Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. – Kevin James (Source:
  • My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller (Source:

What’s your favorite celebrity quote? Share below.

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